Is it a planet or ur Anus or both? That’s the question. The puns outside and in were equality split between the two. They were really fun but did get old after a while. I hope you enjoy the post.

Note: Some of the pictures may not be suitable for children. Please consider this before reading. If you are sensitive, don’t like humor in poor taste, or a young person, do not read the article.

Anyone whose traveled with me knows that I am crazy about roadside attractions. This includes the world’s largest boot, prairie dog (I saw 2 because both listed as world’s largest :-)), jackelope, etc. Note: This is how I ended up with only 2 choice stops when road tripping with John’s family. Apparently, I traumatized them with the “oops I might of made a wrong turn” comment in middle of no ware to see the world’s largest Sun-Made Raisin box, lady and nicknack store. Then the big orange….. (I have a bunch more roadside stop stories but will save them for future posts)

Of course, when I start seeing entertaining signs on the interstate about Uranus, I had to convince John that we must stop and see. It wasn’t that hard since they sold fudge and John has a major sweet tooth…

When you take the exit, the sign states 2 miles to Uranus. It doesn’t indicate turning onto a different road was required. Needless to say… we had to back track and set the GPS.

Then we started seeing the signs in front of the store that made me laugh. At times my humor aligns with teenagers :-)..

The exterior of the building has a bunch of fun filled activities. Mini Golf, petting an alien, fortune reader (Zoltar), photo Standin, fun decor, etc.

John was willing to pet the Alien and ended up being mauled by an Alien instead. Note: When you touch the alien there is a button that causes air to gush out and vibration…

Each trip requires at least 1 selfie. In this case, a picture of myself and the Astronaut who discovered the Aliens.

I absolutely love posing in photo Standin boards. With a little help, I became a quintuplet. Mom didn’t know she carried 5 of me.

You can even have you fortune told, picnic table with the national anthem on it and fun decor.

When you get inside you’re immediately greeted with “Welcome to U R anus”. Then bad puns continues while shopping. They give free samples with puns, checkout with puns, etc. They had >20 flavors of fudge. I didn’t check out the ice cream, but I could tell it was made at the store. because I could see the kitchen area where fudge and ice-cream were made. The kitchen area was very clean which made me feel good about eating their food.

I ended up buying Pecan Praline Fudge (a sandwich of chocolate on bottom, caramel and pecans in the middle with vanilla fudge on with dribbles of caramel and pecans). John had the chocolate walnut fudge.

The bulk of the store was stickers, t-shirts and boxers with puns. Note: This is the section meant for adults only :-). The store also had a bunch of vintage candy brands, treats and carnival type sweets. See below for the some of the puns.

I hope you enjoyed hearing about our adventures.