Tag: humor

  • Camping Simulator

    Mountainburg, AR Select full screen, grab your favorite beverage, a (cooked) hotdog, and a chair.

  • A Limit of One Cat Per Hand…

    When Kate and I talked about cats, I always told her that she could only have one cat per hand because you can not pet more than two cats at once. If you have more than two cats, the cats will feel neglected. She would also be in danger of being a crazy cat lady.…

  • The Half Terrible Mother

    Dinah March 18, 1947 – August 11, 2024 I am sure you all realize that she was not a half bad mother. What you probably do not realize is that she was a half terrible mother. “*GASP* Shocking! How could you!” I know, but let me explain. When dad was diagnosed with cancer, I spent…

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

    Gestating alien pod person or milkweed? You decide, but you might not want to sleep until you are sure… (If this does not make sense, go watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers.)

  • Do you trust the Rails?

    I was in El Paso, Illinois doing laundry and heard a train go by. Since I just sitting goofing around waiting for the washer to finished, I decided to watch the train. While I was watching I noticed the rails jumping up and down in one section. Also making lots of noise when hitting that…

  • It’s Science!

    Given that farmers have demonstrated that: + = (If that does not make sense, click here.) Scientists hypothesize that the following must also be true. + = Years of research, hundreds in tax payer dollars, and thousands of cute cat pictures have finally produced an answer. As seen in the detailed scientific evidence below, Scientists…

  • Tap Water or Lake Water – please pick!

    I decided it would be a fun challenge to determine if folks can tell the difference between Summit Lake State Park Tap water and Lake water. Please reply / comment on what you think is tap water. Next month I’ll update the post with details :-).

  • Bored While Waiting for Sunset

    Everyone would tell you that I am a very patient person that does not bore easily. I hide it well, but they would be wrong. It is also possible that I do not hide it very well, and everyone is just being nice to me. At several of the parks, we went to a scenic…

  • Exercising for Donuts!!

    Yesterday, we found Jack’s Donuts located in New Castle, Indiana. To encourage exercise…… We’ve already eaten the donuts from yesterday and are craving more… I told John – Donuts require exercise — 1/4 of a donut per 15 minutes of working out. (1 donut per hour of working out) First, he tried swishing fiber pills…

  • The Creamiest Fudge comes from UrAnus

    Anderson, IN Is it a planet or ur Anus or both? That’s the question. The puns outside and in were equality split between the two. They were really fun but did get old after a while. I hope you enjoy the post. Note: Some of the pictures may not be suitable for children. Please consider…