John and his friends purchased a new video game to play together. Playing solo, they seem to do okay. Playing as a group, they are doing miserable. They have a staggering 75% to 90% loss rate on most game nights. It might have to do with how the game chooses to determine the skill of solo players versus teams. It might be that they suck at team work. Either way, it frequently feels like someone opened a Can of Whoop-Ass on them, and this got John to thinking.

Can you close a Can of Whoop-Ass on someone?

When you open a Can of Whoop-Ass on someone, do you always use all of it?

Are Cans of Whoop-Ass recyclable?

Is there a landfill full of half used Cans of Whoop-Ass?

If you have to use all of it at once, did you over Whoop-Ass someone?

Is it even possible to over Whoop-Ass someone?

Are there different sized Cans of Whoop-Ass, such as 12 oz and 16 oz?

If you get to a 64 oz Can of Whoop-Ass, is it a Growler of Whoop-Ass?

What about Kegs of Whoop-Ass?

If two people open different sized Cans of Whoop-Ass, do they partially cancel out or both get some Whoop-Ass?

There are some important environmental and emotional health concerns here. Maybe John can get a government grant to study this more.